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myblimpisbigger) wrote2010-12-28 11:40 am
myblimpisbigger) wrote2010-12-28 11:40 am
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Twelve: In Which The Line is Crossed
[It is December 28th, approximately three days after Klaus received his letter from Santa. He has thus been growing slowly more and more paranoid about how people in Mayfield really feel about him: that is, he thinks each and every one of them is laughing at him behind his back. But he is a Spark! He is a Mad Scientist Tyrant Emperor! And he will not be laughed at by a bunch of idiots, even if they are stuck in the same town together.
Having his Spark back, as per the letter, isn't helping matters either; it just means he can go into phase three, the last and most dangerous phase of Madness. Which is where he is now. And he's pissed.]
You FOOLS think you can laugh at ME? Oh, yes! I KNOW what you say behind closed doors when you think I cannot hear you! I KNOW what you think of me! I may have been HOBBLED here, and my STATUS may mean nothing to you PLEBIANS, but I am STILL BARON KLAUS WULFENBACH AND I WILL SHOW YOU ALL JUST WHAT THAT MEANS!
[After presumably arguing with people on the phone, Klaus stomps off to his garage in a rage and starts building. Or rather, dismantling and re-building. Remember his plan to 'help' people by drilling into their brains? He's making that brain-driller into a hand-held portable device. See how Mayfielders like it when every part of them is susceptible to drilling, grumble grumble.
You can find him out and about anywhere, spouting more impassioned statements along the lines of 'I WILL SHOW YOU FOOLS' and possibly trying to shove that scary drill right through your face. After all, that's what a Mad Scientist does, right? Show all the fools? With drills?]
[ooc: Please put in your header whether you're on the phone or doing action, and whether it's okay to injure your character. No deaths will happen except maybe Klaus himself (though I'd like it if you asked first), given the other part of his letter stating that he cannot win a fight. His weapon is something like a huge drill with several oddly-shaped and frightening bits all going at once, for reference.
Oh, and warning for EXCESSIVE ITALIC BOLD CAPS.]
Having his Spark back, as per the letter, isn't helping matters either; it just means he can go into phase three, the last and most dangerous phase of Madness. Which is where he is now. And he's pissed.]
You FOOLS think you can laugh at ME? Oh, yes! I KNOW what you say behind closed doors when you think I cannot hear you! I KNOW what you think of me! I may have been HOBBLED here, and my STATUS may mean nothing to you PLEBIANS, but I am STILL BARON KLAUS WULFENBACH AND I WILL SHOW YOU ALL JUST WHAT THAT MEANS!
[After presumably arguing with people on the phone, Klaus stomps off to his garage in a rage and starts building. Or rather, dismantling and re-building. Remember his plan to 'help' people by drilling into their brains? He's making that brain-driller into a hand-held portable device. See how Mayfielders like it when every part of them is susceptible to drilling, grumble grumble.
You can find him out and about anywhere, spouting more impassioned statements along the lines of 'I WILL SHOW YOU FOOLS' and possibly trying to shove that scary drill right through your face. After all, that's what a Mad Scientist does, right? Show all the fools? With drills?]
[ooc: Please put in your header whether you're on the phone or doing action, and whether it's okay to injure your character. No deaths will happen except maybe Klaus himself (though I'd like it if you asked first), given the other part of his letter stating that he cannot win a fight. His weapon is something like a huge drill with several oddly-shaped and frightening bits all going at once, for reference.
Oh, and warning for EXCESSIVE ITALIC BOLD CAPS.]
[Action] Whatevs~
[Action]
... Oh wait. It's Theta. YEP THAT CLANK IS DEFINITELY BEEPING SOME SLANDEROUS SHIT. Better take it down!]
I don't know what you're saying but I request that you RETRACT YOUR STATEMENTS before I SCRAP YOU!
[Action]
[Action]
Stop that INFERNAL NOISE!
[Action]
[Action]
And yet, he did. By quite a bit. And now he's just going to stand still for a moment, being very, very confused.]
What...
[Action]
[Action]
[OKAY NOT GONNA MISS THIS TI--]
GOTTVERDAMMT!
[What even.]
[Action]
[Action]
FWOOSH.
Fffffuuuuuuu
The verbal equivalent of keyboardmashing? He's doing that. At least he barely clipped it so it's just a small stream, easily put right by the town and not enough to be noticed or cause trouble, but still... It was nowhere NEAR her, and he hit it. WHAT IS GOING ON.]
[Action]
Re: [Action]
[Thetabot he is going to kill you so much. Just stay still.]
action
He watches you pass with a fascinated look. My, what a weird...thing, you're carrying.]
What on earth is that thing?
Action
It's a Brain-Coring Drill.
Re: Action
Goodness. Sounds dangerous.
[The dodo hears you, and trundles over to Klaus to squawk a hello. He remembers you!]
Action
You DOUBT?
[Because he'll demonstrate.]
action GO AHEAD AND TRY INJURING HER. Also these keywords fit so well.
...Wulfenbach-san?
Action sdfisofjs fuck you Epic Mafia /tagfailure
HI RAGE HOW ARE YOU TODAY.]
CHROME.
[Chrome. Seriously. That drill. Not good.]
Action FFFUUU EPIC MAFIA Y U DO DIS
Wulfenbach-san, what are you doing!?
Action CUZ :|
What does it LOOK like I am doing, girl?
[The drill adds its two cents with a helpful BRZZZZZZZZZZZ!]
ACTION FOREEVERRR