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myblimpisbigger) wrote2011-04-14 10:10 pm
myblimpisbigger) wrote2011-04-14 10:10 pm
Seventeen: In Which Klaus Keeps Up With His Various Acquaintances
A. Action for 729 Anderson
(mostly Hiccup but Lucrezia can tag in and be her usual Lucrezia-ish self too)
[This morning, Klaus made waffles for breakfast like usual. However, unlike usual, he has a motive. These waffles are extra-delicious and made with even more care than usual, and do you know why? Because he has a question to ask his son, and he wants to make sure said son is in a good mood.
You see, today, Klaus plans to be a Parent. And that means being nosy. He sits across from Hiccup and steeples his fingers.]
So.
Who are you taking to Prom?
B. Action for Ples Tibenoch
[All schools go on break this Friday, including the little kindergarten attached to Mayfield Elementary. To top it off, this week the kindergarten has been having short days, so Klaus is done with work much earlier than he usually is. Given that it's around lunchtime and he has nothing better to do, he decides to bother Ples at the bank.
Ples, there is a Baron stopping in to say hi and maybe convince you to take your break and come have lunch with him. Wat do?]
C. Phone for Garviel Loken
I was wondering if you were interested in joining me tonight, perhaps for dinner or merely a drink?
[Not that Garviel can really 'drink', except for the social aspect. But it's the thought that counts, right?]
(mostly Hiccup but Lucrezia can tag in and be her usual Lucrezia-ish self too)
[This morning, Klaus made waffles for breakfast like usual. However, unlike usual, he has a motive. These waffles are extra-delicious and made with even more care than usual, and do you know why? Because he has a question to ask his son, and he wants to make sure said son is in a good mood.
You see, today, Klaus plans to be a Parent. And that means being nosy. He sits across from Hiccup and steeples his fingers.]
So.
Who are you taking to Prom?
B. Action for Ples Tibenoch
[All schools go on break this Friday, including the little kindergarten attached to Mayfield Elementary. To top it off, this week the kindergarten has been having short days, so Klaus is done with work much earlier than he usually is. Given that it's around lunchtime and he has nothing better to do, he decides to bother Ples at the bank.
Ples, there is a Baron stopping in to say hi and maybe convince you to take your break and come have lunch with him. Wat do?]
C. Phone for Garviel Loken
I was wondering if you were interested in joining me tonight, perhaps for dinner or merely a drink?
[Not that Garviel can really 'drink', except for the social aspect. But it's the thought that counts, right?]
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Yeah, I guess so.
I just don't really want her to punch me. Again.
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So you did have someone in mind. May I ask who?
[He ignores the punching comment. His wife regularly tries to stab him in the face. Totally normal.]
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Astrid. She's here now too.
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Do speak up, would you?
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I said Astrid's here now too.
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Well. I suppose it's obvious what you must do.
[CONQUER HER, HICCUP. GET YOUR BITCH A PROM INVITATION. BITCHES LOVE PROM INVITATIONS.]
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Yeah. I just... she probably gets this just about as much as I do. Which is not at all.
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[SON DON'T YOU WANT YOUR BITCH TO BE HAPPY
oh man he should stop calling her that she'll probably punch him too]
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Yeah. I should ask her.
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You should. And then you should introduce her to me.
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Yeah, sure.
[He shrugs. The tradition of the introduction of a significant other to a parental figure goes right over Hiccup's head because in his village everyone knows everyone so there is no "meeting parent in official capacity as boyfriend/girlfriend" aspect of a relationship.]